How to Elect a President who Can Speak

Posted by Prolific Programmer Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:24:00 GMT

This is a pipe dream of mine, but one that I see as a definite possibility. First, our mate Boris loses the London mayor election. Then, in Denver, there's no clear candidate. Boris realises that he is indeed eligible to stand for President of the US. He gleefully accepts the prospect of running the entire free world and wins the election in November. I wonder if his other admirers have considered the possibility. Boris, as leader of the Free world. I'd be happy, to say the least.