Prolific Programmer on the Internets!

So, on my way home tonight, I stopped at my local safeway to get groceries and happened across the books section. Now I do read lots of books of all kinds, but three of them stuck in my mind:

1. Sex for Dummies -- will make more sense when you see the next entry.
2. Pregnancy for Idiots -- I guess it's the next step after buying the one above
3. Pocket Guide to Nascar for Idiots -- well, someone needs to vote for Bush.